Staring at the Sun

Attention, Clevelanders. The yellow ball of bright light in the sky is called the “Sun” and is a natural phenomenon. This is not the end of the world or a terrorist attack. You might notice that your skin will become slightly warmer where the “Sun Light” strikes it. Again, there is no cause for alarm…we are assured that this is perfectly normal. We recommend staying in your homes until after 9 am, because trying to drive with the distraction of the “Sun” in the sky is causing accidents on all the major highways surrounding the city. Thank you.

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  1. Heheh. Reminds me of when my friend Bryan was working the graveyard shift during the winter; it was dark by the time he got up, and dark when he went to bed. He started to make jokes about this mysterious thing called Day-Ball that reportedly crept across the sky while he was sleeping. :)

    Chris Lester | Mar 6, 2008 | Reply

  2. “This morning’s unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm…”

    CarrieP | Mar 6, 2008 | Reply

  3. Interesting. Do you think this “Sun” phenomenon happens over here in Portland, Oregon as well? The reason I ask is because a similar effect as just occurred here as well. The descriptions seem to match up. Unfortunately my eyes were unable to adjust to the brightness of this “Sun Light” (such a quaint term) so I was unable to study this unusual phenomenon in any great detail.

    Natalie | Mar 6, 2008 | Reply

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