Best Thing I’ve Read Today
Posted by Chris MillerJul 25
I don’t think you’ve truly bonded with your father until you’ve spent 36 consecutive hours in a holding cell mocking and taunting an inmate set consisting of multiple thirty-somethings decked out in homemade hobbit, fairie, chocobo costumes, where the only thing the lot of them had in common aside from a complete lack of human dignity was relating how difficult it was to sleep late when the sump pump went off.
From the game Necrotic Drift, reviewed by Emily Short.










Emily Short is incredible.
She sure is. So are Adam Cadre and Andrew Plotkin!!