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Archive for October, 2008

The Great Old Pumpkin

One of my favorite retellings of a classic tale is the John Aegard’s short story “The Great Old Pumpkin.” It’s the tale of Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin, but instead of the childlike innocence engendered by the original Charles M. Schultz story, it has a Lovecraftian bent. Steve Eley did a reading of it for Escape Pod back in 2005, and I’m going to take advantage of the Creative Commons license and toss it into my feed this week.

As you are no doubt aware, I am the issue of solid Dutch stock‚ the prosperous Van Pelt family of St. Paul. Mine was a comfortable and happy childhood, and I spent much of it in the devoted service of the Great Old Pumpkin. For him, I cultivated an annual pumpkin patch. I also evangelized him in the community, relating the tale of how, every year on Hallowmas Eve, the day when the spiritual most strongly encroaches on the substantial, this mightiest of gourds would rise to revel across the world with the most sincere of his adorers. My neighbors were understandably skeptical; after all, not once had this superbeing ever chosen to grace my pumpkin patch or any other place in our town. I vowed that I would coax him into my backyard, and I set out in the manner of a learned man to discover how I might do this.

So, get out those Elder Signs and watch out for the fish-men…it’s story time.

And for more great stories, check out Escape Pod, Pseudopod, and Pod Castle.

Yes, indeed, my friends. All the political candidates are assulting you with messages, and since we strive for that level of evil, The Secret Lair is back with another episode less than a week after posting the last one.

Is this a trend? Some sort of diabolical plan aiming toward making you listen? A vast conspiracy involving some of the most popular podcasters in the world today1 whose goal is making you our willing minions?

You have to ask?

Go forth and listen.




  1. Or, at least, the hosts dropping the names of some of the most popular podcasters in the world today. Same diff, right?[back]

Lepers are the new Zombies

The Secret Lair is back with a new episode. Drop by the site and check it out!

The Secret Lair returns with a full hour of dual-Lair goodness. Overlord Johnson reports in from the Cleveland Lair, while Overlord Miller is breaking in the furniture at The Secret Lair West. Chris has discovered that Los Angeles has some very interesting quirks, but he and his family are beginning to adjust. It is merely a coincidence that The Secret Lair West is located somewhere near the Angeles Forest, where fires raged in early October. Even if the source of the blaze could be traced back to the Lair (which it most certainly cannot), there is absolutely no evidence to corroborate rumors of a magma transduction conduit breach.

Listen now!

…by it’s cover

What do you mean all “urban fantasy” book covers all look the same? Wait…hm:

[via Genrewonk]

Angeles Forest Fire

Angeles Forest Fire

A picture for the Angeles Forest Fire, from our balcony in Woodland Hills. Taken at 6:45 AM.