Weekend Internet Scavenger Hunt #1
Posted by Chris MillerJan 2
Your assignment: to find the following items on the Internets and post the links in a comment.
- A dead goldfish
- A cookie larger than J.C. Hutchins
- Golfers from before 1950
- A Snickers Wrapper
- The strangest Origami you can find
- Joy
- 5 marbles
- A red garden hose
- a disturbing Disney character
- The face of Jesus appearing in a Food Item
And….go!
That’s gonna be one helluva big cookie.
Larger-than-J.C. cookie … and other items … found!
Goldfish: http://is.gd/esKD
Cookie: http://is.gd/esKJ
Golfers: http://is.gd/esKO
Snickers: http://is.gd/esKS
Origami: http://is.gd/esKX
Joy: http://is.gd/esL7
Marbles: http://is.gd/esLa
Red hose: http://is.gd/esLd
Disney: http://is.gd/esLy
Jesus food: http://is.gd/esLD
You didn’t say pictures, so I’m going to assume a story about the items is fine, but only if the story is inherently better than your average picture could be.
1) Voter registration materials mailed to dead Illinois goldfish
Yeah I just searched Flickr. Give me a break.
2) I don’t know how big JC Hutchins is, but this cookie should do
3) How about before 1850?
4) It’s the inside of the wrapper. I promise.
5) Here are several, though the first was what I followed to get there
6) You get two choices here: Naughty or Nice
7) This looks like a fun game
9) I saw this disturbing picture the other day on Fark
10) I think this looks more like Ron Jeremy than it does Jesus, but who am I to judge our Lord and Savior?*
*I meant Jesus, not Ron Jeremy. Sicko
01. I feel like cheating, as this YouTube video was the first result of my Google search, but it’s f***ing hilarious.
02. This cookie is probably bigger than J.C.’s head, though there isn’t enough dough in the world to bake a cookie bigger than his ego.
03. Act now! This eBay auction featuring vintage golf photos ends soon!
04. Ryan recounts the tale of The squirrel and the Snickers wrapper in his blog.
05. “I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ‘em!” I’m okay with lizards, though.
06. I offer you a tribute to Ian Curtis.
07. Hooray for clipart!
08. A Google Image Search for “red hose” turns up some interesting results, particularly with SafeSearch disabled. Perhaps I should have included “garden” in the search terms. This is just what the codeshaman ordered.
09. This Buzz Lightyear costume certainly disturbs me.
10. How to make Your Own Personal Jesus Toast.