Unquiet Desperation

4 Responses to “Weekend Internet Scavenger Hunt #1”

1. J.C. Hutchins says:

   January 3, 2009 at 1:05 AM

   That’s gonna be one helluva big cookie.
2. J.C. Hutchins says:

   January 3, 2009 at 1:19 AM

   Larger-than-J.C. cookie … and other items … found!

   Goldfish: http://is.gd/esKD Cookie: http://is.gd/esKJ Golfers: http://is.gd/esKO Snickers: http://is.gd/esKS Origami: http://is.gd/esKX Joy: http://is.gd/esL7 Marbles: http://is.gd/esLa Red hose: http://is.gd/esLd Disney: http://is.gd/esLy Jesus food: http://is.gd/esLD
3. Wesley says:

   January 3, 2009 at 1:29 AM

   You didn’t say pictures, so I’m going to assume a story about the items is fine, but only if the story is inherently better than your average picture could be.

   1) Voter registration materials mailed to dead Illinois goldfish 2) I don’t know how big JC Hutchins is, but this cookie should do 3) How about before 1850? 4) It’s the inside of the wrapper. I promise. 5) Here are several, though the first was what I followed to get there 6) You get two choices here: Naughty or Nice 7) This looks like a fun game Yeah I just searched Flickr. Give me a break. 9) I saw this disturbing picture the other day on Fark 10) I think this looks more like Ron Jeremy than it does Jesus, but who am I to judge our Lord and Savior?*

   *I meant Jesus, not Ron Jeremy. Sicko
4. Kris Johnson says:

   January 3, 2009 at 4:11 PM

   1. I feel like cheating, as this YouTube video was the first result of my Google search, but it’s f***ing hilarious.
   2. This cookie is probably bigger than J.C.’s head, though there isn’t enough dough in the world to bake a cookie bigger than his ego.
   3. Act now! This eBay auction featuring vintage golf photos ends soon!
   4. Ryan recounts the tale of The squirrel and the Snickers wrapper in his blog.
   5. “I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ‘em!” I’m okay with lizards, though.
   6. I offer you a tribute to Ian Curtis.
   7. Hooray for clipart!
   8. A Google Image Search for “red hose” turns up some interesting results, particularly with SafeSearch disabled. Perhaps I should have included “garden” in the search terms. This is just what the codeshaman ordered.
   9. This Buzz Lightyear costume certainly disturbs me.
   10. How to make Your Own Personal Jesus Toast.