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		<title>By: Kris Johnson</title>
		<link>http://www.unquietdesperation.com/2009/01/02/weekend-internet-scavenger-hunt-1/comment-page-1/#comment-13417</link>
		<dc:creator>Kris Johnson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 21:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>01. I feel like cheating, as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW6vyxTqNis&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;this YouTube video&lt;/a&gt; was the first result of my Google search, but it&#039;s f***ing hilarious.
02. &lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/justjenn/151003170/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;This cookie&lt;/a&gt; is probably bigger than J.C.&#039;s head, though there isn&#039;t enough dough in the world to bake a cookie bigger than his ego. ;-)
03. Act now! This &lt;a href=&quot;http://cgi.ebay.ca/FIVE-VINTAGE-B-W-PHOTOS-GOLF-GOLFERS-GOLFING_W0QQitemZ120355529176QQcmdZViewItemQQptZArt_Photo_Images?hash=item120355529176&amp;_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&amp;_trkparms=72%3A1215%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;eBay auction featuring vintage golf photos&lt;/a&gt; ends soon!
04. Ryan recounts the tale of &lt;a href=&quot;http://ryans-adventures.blogspot.com/2004/12/squirrel-and-snickers-wrapper.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The squirrel and the Snickers wrapper&lt;/a&gt; in his blog.
05. &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.giladorigami.com/PG_Reptiles.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I hate snakes, Jock!&lt;/a&gt; I hate &#039;em!&quot; I&#039;m okay with lizards, though.
06. I offer you a &lt;a href=&quot;http://joydivision.homestead.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;tribute to Ian Curtis&lt;/a&gt;.
07. Hooray for &lt;a href=&quot;http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/41300/41325/s3w2_41325.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;clipart&lt;/a&gt;!
08. A Google Image Search for &quot;red hose&quot; turns up some interesting results, particularly with SafeSearch disabled. Perhaps I should have included &quot;garden&quot; in the search terms. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/what/specific_objects/everyday_items/520826_red_hose.php?id=520826&amp;refnum=329068&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;This is just what the codeshaman ordered&lt;/a&gt;.
09. This &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/what/specific_objects/everyday_items/520826_red_hose.php?id=520826&amp;refnum=329068&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Buzz Lightyear costume&lt;/a&gt; certainly disturbs me.
10. How to make &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blacktable.com/gillin041202.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Your Own Personal Jesus Toast&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>01. I feel like cheating, as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW6vyxTqNis" rel="nofollow">this YouTube video</a> was the first result of my Google search, but it&#8217;s f***ing hilarious.<br />
02. <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/justjenn/151003170/" rel="nofollow">This cookie</a> is probably bigger than J.C.&#8217;s head, though there isn&#8217;t enough dough in the world to bake a cookie bigger than his ego. <img src='http://www.unquietdesperation.com/site/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
03. Act now! This <a href="http://cgi.ebay.ca/FIVE-VINTAGE-B-W-PHOTOS-GOLF-GOLFERS-GOLFING_W0QQitemZ120355529176QQcmdZViewItemQQptZArt_Photo_Images?hash=item120355529176&amp;_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&amp;_trkparms=72%3A1215%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318" rel="nofollow">eBay auction featuring vintage golf photos</a> ends soon!<br />
04. Ryan recounts the tale of <a href="http://ryans-adventures.blogspot.com/2004/12/squirrel-and-snickers-wrapper.html" rel="nofollow">The squirrel and the Snickers wrapper</a> in his blog.<br />
05. &#8220;<a href="http://www.giladorigami.com/PG_Reptiles.html" rel="nofollow">I hate snakes, Jock!</a> I hate &#8216;em!&#8221; I&#8217;m okay with lizards, though.<br />
06. I offer you a <a href="http://joydivision.homestead.com/" rel="nofollow">tribute to Ian Curtis</a>.<br />
07. Hooray for <a href="http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/41300/41325/s3w2_41325.htm" rel="nofollow">clipart</a>!<br />
08. A Google Image Search for &#8220;red hose&#8221; turns up some interesting results, particularly with SafeSearch disabled. Perhaps I should have included &#8220;garden&#8221; in the search terms. <a href="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/what/specific_objects/everyday_items/520826_red_hose.php?id=520826&amp;refnum=329068" rel="nofollow">This is just what the codeshaman ordered</a>.<br />
09. This <a href="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/what/specific_objects/everyday_items/520826_red_hose.php?id=520826&amp;refnum=329068" rel="nofollow">Buzz Lightyear costume</a> certainly disturbs me.<br />
10. How to make <a href="http://www.blacktable.com/gillin041202.htm" rel="nofollow">Your Own Personal Jesus Toast</a>.</p>
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		<title>By: Wesley</title>
		<link>http://www.unquietdesperation.com/2009/01/02/weekend-internet-scavenger-hunt-1/comment-page-1/#comment-13416</link>
		<dc:creator>Wesley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You didn&#039;t say pictures, so I&#039;m going to assume a story about the items is fine, but only if the story is inherently better than your average picture could be.

1) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-10-21-dead-goldfish-voter-registration_N.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Voter registration materials mailed to dead Illinois goldfish&lt;/a&gt;
2) &lt;a href=&quot;http://cookienation.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/worlds-largest-cookie/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I don&#039;t know how big JC Hutchins is, but this cookie should do&lt;/a&gt;
3) &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2131822.stm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;How about before 1850?&lt;/a&gt;
4) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fauxlogism.com/fauxwp/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/peanutopolis.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;It&#039;s the inside of the wrapper. I promise.&lt;/a&gt;
5) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pjlighthouse.com/?p=578&amp;akst_action=share-this&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Here are several, though the first was what I followed to get there&lt;/a&gt;
6) You get two choices here: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Joy-Sex-Ultimate-Timeless-Lovemaking/dp/0307452034/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1230963239&amp;sr=8-2&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Naughty&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Joy-Cooking-75th-Anniversary-2006/dp/0743246268/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1230963327&amp;sr=8-1&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Nice&lt;/a&gt;
7) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tacticgames.co.uk/catalog.0.html6.0.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;This looks like a fun game&lt;/a&gt;
8) &lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/clairish/2498373943/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Yeah I just searched Flickr. Give me a break.&lt;/a&gt;
9) &lt;a href=&quot;http://snakesemen.com/e107_plugins/content/content.php?content.6&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I saw this disturbing picture the other day on Fark&lt;/a&gt;
10) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jesusofpictures.com/Pictures/jesus-pancake-2.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I think this looks more like Ron Jeremy than it does Jesus, but who am I to judge our Lord and Savior?*&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;i&gt;*I meant Jesus, not Ron Jeremy. Sicko&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You didn&#8217;t say pictures, so I&#8217;m going to assume a story about the items is fine, but only if the story is inherently better than your average picture could be.</p>
<p>1) <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-10-21-dead-goldfish-voter-registration_N.htm" rel="nofollow">Voter registration materials mailed to dead Illinois goldfish</a><br />
2) <a href="http://cookienation.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/worlds-largest-cookie/" rel="nofollow">I don&#8217;t know how big JC Hutchins is, but this cookie should do</a><br />
3) <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2131822.stm" rel="nofollow">How about before 1850?</a><br />
4) <a href="http://www.fauxlogism.com/fauxwp/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/peanutopolis.jpg" rel="nofollow">It&#8217;s the inside of the wrapper. I promise.</a><br />
5) <a href="http://www.pjlighthouse.com/?p=578&amp;akst_action=share-this" rel="nofollow">Here are several, though the first was what I followed to get there</a><br />
6) You get two choices here: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Joy-Sex-Ultimate-Timeless-Lovemaking/dp/0307452034/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1230963239&amp;sr=8-2" rel="nofollow">Naughty</a> or <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Joy-Cooking-75th-Anniversary-2006/dp/0743246268/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1230963327&amp;sr=8-1" rel="nofollow">Nice</a><br />
7) <a href="http://www.tacticgames.co.uk/catalog.0.html6.0.html" rel="nofollow">This looks like a fun game</a><br />
 <img src='http://www.unquietdesperation.com/site/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/clairish/2498373943/" rel="nofollow">Yeah I just searched Flickr. Give me a break.</a><br />
9) <a href="http://snakesemen.com/e107_plugins/content/content.php?content.6" rel="nofollow">I saw this disturbing picture the other day on Fark</a><br />
10) <a href="http://www.jesusofpictures.com/Pictures/jesus-pancake-2.jpg" rel="nofollow">I think this looks more like Ron Jeremy than it does Jesus, but who am I to judge our Lord and Savior?*</a></p>
<p><i>*I meant Jesus, not Ron Jeremy. Sicko</i></p>
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		<title>By: J.C. Hutchins</title>
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		<dc:creator>J.C. Hutchins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Larger-than-J.C. cookie ... and other items ... found!

Goldfish: http://is.gd/esKD
Cookie: http://is.gd/esKJ
Golfers: http://is.gd/esKO
Snickers: http://is.gd/esKS
Origami: http://is.gd/esKX
Joy: http://is.gd/esL7
Marbles: http://is.gd/esLa
Red hose: http://is.gd/esLd
Disney: http://is.gd/esLy
Jesus food: http://is.gd/esLD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Larger-than-J.C. cookie &#8230; and other items &#8230; found!</p>
<p>Goldfish: <a href="http://is.gd/esKD" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esKD</a><br />
Cookie: <a href="http://is.gd/esKJ" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esKJ</a><br />
Golfers: <a href="http://is.gd/esKO" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esKO</a><br />
Snickers: <a href="http://is.gd/esKS" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esKS</a><br />
Origami: <a href="http://is.gd/esKX" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esKX</a><br />
Joy: <a href="http://is.gd/esL7" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esL7</a><br />
Marbles: <a href="http://is.gd/esLa" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esLa</a><br />
Red hose: <a href="http://is.gd/esLd" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esLd</a><br />
Disney: <a href="http://is.gd/esLy" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esLy</a><br />
Jesus food: <a href="http://is.gd/esLD" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/esLD</a></p>
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		<title>By: J.C. Hutchins</title>
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		<dc:creator>J.C. Hutchins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s gonna be one helluva big cookie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s gonna be one helluva big cookie.</p>
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