Unquiet Desperation

Your assignment: to find the following items on the Internets and post the links in a comment.

1. A dead goldfish
2. A cookie larger than J.C. Hutchins
3. Golfers from before 1950
4. A Snickers Wrapper
5. The strangest Origami you can find
6. Joy
7. 5 marbles
8. A red garden hose
9. a disturbing Disney character
10. The face of Jesus appearing in a Food Item

And….go!